
Mancave 409
A drop-based retail platform where the merchandising model and the compliance rules were the design problem, not a footnote. I built the brand system, the storefront, and a five-voice content system so the team could write in-character across channels without drifting — including category-specific language rules that keep promotions on the right side of the line.
I also handled the unglamorous half. A database cleanup cleared more than 131,000 stale scheduler rows with zero downtime, and a retention filter keeps it from returning.


